- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

I'm homeless.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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