- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Hellen keller

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's city is in New York New York City

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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