There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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