- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Im cute hehehee

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

homosexuals are gay

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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