- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

retard

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

don't just stand there

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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