- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Do the roar!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Women's rights.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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