- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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