What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

a black guy hates chicken.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Blacks

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

www.hurr-durr.com

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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