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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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