- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A dog was barking at a tree

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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