- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

I'm gay.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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