- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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