- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

. . I am a whale

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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