- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

knock, knock whos there child molestor

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

I am very humble.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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