- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

VITAMIN C!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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