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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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