whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Banana Hamock.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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womens rights.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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