- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

i killed my family

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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