- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

homosexuals are gay

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Knock Knock The doors already open

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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