- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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