How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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