- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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