- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

That's illegal What? Your mom

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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