- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's brown an sticky Shit

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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