- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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