Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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