- Anti Joke

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

You having friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."