How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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