Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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