- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings