- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What? Huh?

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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