- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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