Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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non poop

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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