What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Shea's sty....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

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