- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Caramel Boing.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Ms Leong Sux

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What is older than history?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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