- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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