Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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