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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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