Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Chuck norris

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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