- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

mark is religion

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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