Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

I killed someone on minecraft.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Reading the Terms and Conditions

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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