- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

im telling maguire

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

VAL SUCKS

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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