What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Amazing

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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