- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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