1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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