- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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