whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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