What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

knock knock who's there ?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Gus's mom

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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