- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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