What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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