There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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