A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Stealth baseballs record

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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