- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what are three short words? i a am

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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