What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Racial equality.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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