A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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7+5=12

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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