Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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I <3 Hitler

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What would Muhammed do?

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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so how about that irline food

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