- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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