- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Faithful men.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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