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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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