Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Gay republicans

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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