Why are trees green? I have no idea

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Anti-jokes are funny.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Your Mother

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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