Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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