Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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