- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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