- Anti Joke

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.