- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

My love life

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Will nearis is here! Get it

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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