Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

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