Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Wolfjob.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Shea's sty....

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Anti Joke

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