- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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