- Anti Joke

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a seal walks into a club.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly