- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

knock knock Dave's not here.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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