- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Woman rights.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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