Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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