- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

I have an idea! You leave.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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