a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Obama

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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