Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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