What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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