what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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