What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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say it ten times fast: oh

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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