- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

._____________________. Whale!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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