What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

i found waldo.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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