- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Chicken

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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