- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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