- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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