- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

wael.. nuff said

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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