#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

j.p. is dumb

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

the redsox

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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