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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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