A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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