- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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