A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

You know what's cool? Yep.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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