- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What does water smell like? water.

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