What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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