How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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