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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

I'm Andrew Schmitt

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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