- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's the deal with brown?

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Dude man, I'm high...

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Pianos.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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