- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Albino African Americans

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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