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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What do you call white trash Garbage

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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