Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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